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Do you have large feet? My feet are economy sized, just like my dick, and that means you're girlfriend will enjoy getting HEAD from me, cause you couldn't be arsed to try, let alone know what a woman wants cause ya got big socks and a small attention span, and like watching men in spandex roll around and struggle to dry hump each other's roid' filled rearends

WWF RAW makes me and cleetus pig fuckin happy. We come out to the fairplex and drink kool-aid and watch men fuck in pantyhose yeeeee-haw!

There is an explination for this debauchery. Democracy.

Problem we all face today is not global warming. It's not Hillary Clinton. It used to be Rosie, and the threat of another Paris Hilton enslavement. Now we must face our nations greatest fear. moist loins. Whatever fight we have fought up to this day, we shall fight that same battle, ten times over, against the steamy acrid stench of Lycra and ball sweat.

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Won anything today? that game you play, what have you gotten back from it? Oh, you say you PWN? Where has being a keyboard warrior paid you cash? What? Never? You've SPENT cash? I see. Well, one would think you'd at least get a t-shirt, some free turns, maybe a cool blowjob with your banning...

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Go there, do it now, or suffer the little children un to me. Un to jew, too.

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My weekend outbreak of infested earlobitus has finally past, and appears to be fatal. I leave the following to my dog Poodle Nuggets, and the rest of you ungreatful bastards can go fuck a goat.

box of marbles: 6lbs;

Toe Jam: 4 jars and one dollop;

Ball of Yarn: one;

Jump Rope: frayed, knots;

Bad China: sticky wet itchy;

for a complete wrapup of all these events, go straight to hell, and never look back.